Give salsa to airport security checks

This bag is made through a space fiber fabric whose effect causes everything that we put inside seems to have been examined by X-rays. Surely more than one is already thinking when they will incorporate that fabric into a fashion runway ...

In an idyllic world, we would do great to avoid long lines when we pass security checks at the airport. Although I think that would only be in an idyllic world; in which we live I doubt that all the agents will take the joke well.

It also seems an ideal piece to wear in those neighborhoods or countries where purses are frequent. When they see that you only carry a banana, the travel guide and a pack of kleenex will forget about you and go for another victim.

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